Updated: 21 June 1997

BRAM STOKER'S DRACULA

Avoid this movie at all costs.

When sighted, run a wooden stake through it and find a brave priest to excorcize the remains right out of the video store.

This is one of those films where you wonder if the filmmakers tried the bold new experiment of never watching the dailies. Otherwise, certain scenes never would have made it past them. They couldn't have snuck past the director of THE GODFATHER. Impossible. No dailies--that's the only answer. And the experiment failed.